RIRI WILLIAMS: "ALL I ASK IS FOR FLOWERS FOR MY GARDEN"

By: Eduardo Ferreira - ​UOL

Who is to blame for the kidnapping of Riri Williams? When will she receive compensation?

Today, Saturday, 24th February 2024, the committee relating to seafloor vibranium rights delved into the kidnapping of nineteen-year-old MIT student Riri Williams by both the African Superpower of Wakanda and the recently discovered underwater kingdom of Talokan, both being wielders of the unique, extraterrestrial metal known as Vibranium.

Talokan

Whilst K'uk'ulkan, Talokan leader, provided his changes to the clauses provided by the UN, young genius Riri Williams stood up and delved deep into her own psychological trauma received by being abducted from her home, which she had never left prior, and, whilst bursting into tears, requested more than a formal apology from Talokan, requesting "flowers for my beautiful garden and some chocolates".

This clause was one that K'uk'ulkan had previously stated as being "silly", but Ms. Williams countered by asking if he, "a grown man with wings on his foot "was "body shaming" her.

After this emotional discussion, the Talokan king stated that they had agreed to give a formal apology but not the requested flowers and chocolates. 

More evidence provided by the delegation of the United States of America stated that Riri should receive her requests because of the psychological "scars" given to her by being trapped underwater illegally, which meant that any attempt at leaving would cause death by drowning, a clear violation of Article 13 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which states that "everyone has the right to freedom of movement and residence within the borders of each state" and that "everyone has the right to leave any country, including his own, and to return to his country", the latter being the main violation committed by Talokan, since they had imprisoned a citizen of the USA in a foreign nation with no legal evidence of any law violation and no prior trial, leading this act to be considered kidnapping and human trafficking.

The compensation for young Riri Williams is still unconfirmed, as Talokan has not yet made an official, legal and formal apology and has not given compensation for kidnapping and trafficking a human being through international borders.